Paperback. Pub Date :2013-03-01 Pages: 336 Language: English Publisher: Random House UK Englishman Paul West is living the Parisian dream. and doing his best not to annoy the French. But recently things have been going trs wrong : His apartment is so small that he has to cut his baguettes in two to fit them in the kitchen. His research into authentic French cuisine is about to cause a national strike. His Parisian business partner is determined to close their tea-room. And thinks that sexually harrassing his female employees is a basic human right.And Pauls gorgeous ex-girlfriend seems to be stalking him.Threatened with eviction. unemployment and bankrupcy. Paul realises that his personal merde factor is about to hit the fan ...